Usain Bolt trolling ….again!
I got a fortune cookie that said “Do not remove under penalty of law”. I feel like someone, somewhere, has a mattress that says “This is an extremely favorable day”.
I had to explain rock paper scissors to my grandmother. She said she’d always seen people playing it, she just never understood. She had a lot of trouble with the concept - when I told her that rock beat scissors, because it could smash them, she asked, “But why would anyone do that?!” She still doesn’t know how to play.
One day i looked over at my girlfriend and she quickly put away her phone; i jokingly asked “[haha] who were you texting your other boyfriend[mischievous smile]”…
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